Fork stuck into round one of 91-page bill. Brain now dazed and at half hit points; in dire need of healing surge. (Yes, I am a geek.)
roll constitution check.
and what, you’re a geek? I thought you wrote speculative fiction stories because you were on the cheerleading team in highschool…
And slew vampires and lesbian zombies!
I have several levels in the ‘mommy’ prestige class, and can send powerful healing backrubs and restorative cookies!
Of course, if one considers the 91-page bill to be an environmental hazard, it’s costing you healing surges, and there’s no way to recover those save to take an extended rest outside of the effective area of said bill.
(Nobody out-dorks me.) 😉
If I were a paladin, I’d totally grant you an extra healing surge. 😉
Please, please, please, please, please, please, PLEASE go back to the Stupid Novel. I’m dying to read it, and for that to happen, you have to get through it. Yes, I’m being selfish here. 🙂
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