It’s hard writing a sex scene when the little old lady sitting beside you on the train keeps glancing furtively at your laptop screen. Umf.
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Smile, and then politely ask grandmother her name. Then write her into the scene.
Not helping!
Only because you think I’m kidding.
I totally second this suggestion!!!
How incredibly off-putting!
Nod nod *whimper*.
Either she actually enjoys the scene, or she’s offended. Either way, it’s her fault for not minding her own business…
Ah, the pressures on writers today. You really should write her in. 🙂
you must be doing it right because old ladies are damned filthy!
I’d think that would make it all the easier. Teach her to mind her own damn business!
Next time ask her to proofread.
Some of the most perverted people I have met were little old ladies. She probably wanted something racier;).